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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 05:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

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They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do men think all women are the same?

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is there an ideal number of sessions in individual psychotherapy? Is there any point in continuing after reaching it?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

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share office space ...

Loons and Moons

No way

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

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No go.

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds