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11.06.2025 05:05

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
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share office space ...
Loons and Moons
No way
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
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No go.
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Still no good.
Minds and Behinds