What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

Maybe leave out

Your going to be alright just relax

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

Innocent before proven guilty

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?